*Pats back* Cake maybe?

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"I'm a black scottish cyclops!"
"They're going to have to glue you back together... in HELL!"
"If I was a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here discussin it with ya now would I!?"

Sorry that you missed it. But congradulations on getting it.

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Well, everyone needs a little change. Even if it is to another species.

The cake is a lie!

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"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, double so."
Ford Prefect

You missed it? Drag. But hey, think of it this way, you surpassed 30,000 pageveiws

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"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, double so."
Ford Prefect

Well you can also just wait for bigger events like your 50,000 or 100,000 to do something. From the looks of it. Those might come by soon.

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Well, everyone needs a little change. Even if it is to another species.

I feel your pain, o friend. It's evilly hot here in Southern Ontario too. Even the nights are too hot!
Oh Perkwuon, master of lightning, releaser of the life-giving streams, yield unto us thy life-succoring rain!

I have an interesting request: a woman TFing into a Tasmanian Devil. Those things are very odd-looking.

Hm... if you're asking for *TF* ideas, maybe something to the tune of wish gone awry? It's so classic. Who could hate it?

For my part, I think it'd be fun to spam our dear friend D Storm with some random TF-related wish ideas.

Here's what's on *my* mind between classes at 6:00 on the last official day of school this semester:

"I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse!" (I wonder what eats horses, anyway... aside from the wierd kid in class who ate the paste in first grade... If anyone ever said they were hungry enough to eat a goat, we'd have a great set-up for a chupacabra TF! But alas. No one is hungry enough to eat a goat...)

"It's so hot out. I'd give anything to be face-down in the snow right now." (mmm... polar bear? If you wanted to be REAL cruel, could phrase it in a more sinister way. "I wish I were from some place colder," thus implying not so much a change in location or temperature. Oh, to be a polar bear in Utah! Or nawt.)

"I wish I could have a truely *fulfilling* experience, for once." (Multiple entandre; Too many angles to count, there. Ovipos, WG, Vore, any kind of expansion or growth. Not to mention the more biblical senses of being filled or full. n.n But that's maybe something better saved for a FA kiriban...)

"If only I had something to drink..." (Cow, Kappa, Goat, anything aquatic. Mind you, "having" something to drink and being able to drink it are not the same thing. n.n)

"I'd love to know what [insert pet or wild animal here] is thinking." (Self-explained.)

"Why don't I do something bigger and better with my life?" (AmBIGuous, but workable. )

"I hate this town. I wish people wouldn't look down on me so much..." (Godzilla/Godzilla-esque, anyone?)

Aaaaand... I think that's all I got. No pressure, o' course. Just sounds like you want to get those synapses firing up.

Hopefully the net-folkle might follow my lead and bombard ya with other ideas.

I mean, come on. I have to imagine EVERYone has that one perfect idea they've been waiting forever to see. If not two. Or seven.

Come to think of it... have ye any shrinking TFs? Just a shot in the dark.

Dont Flater yourself its not all you...It Mostly a buch of Prevs...MWAHAHAHAHAHAha...HA..ha...

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“There’s a calm before the storm, and my western front is quiet I got Rembrandt at my right hand, solo as my pilot”
"I found no people for killing time, so I found time for Killing people"